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Wattson's 47-Point Off-Grid Security Gut-Check

Wattson's 47-Point Off-Grid Security Gut-Check

Let's see how hard you really are to visit uninvited. Answer these questions and I'll show you where your homestead bleeds.

Takes about 3–5 minutes. Score updates live while you confess your weak spots.

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Inside the Walls: Where the Night Finds You Sleeping

If someone makes it inside, this is where the story turns ugly or ends fast.

Exterior doors are solid and reinforced, not hollow-core cardboard masquerading as protection.
Wattson's Fix: Yale Assure Lock SL
Real security starts at the door. This lock doesn't mess around.
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First-floor windows lock AND have a backup (film, bars, dowels – something that fights back).
You've got at least one room that can lock down as a "safe room," not just a nicer closet.
Valuable gear and firearms are locked up, not displayed like a shopping list for thieves.
Interior hallways and stairwells aren't death traps in the dark – you know them cold, intruders don't.
Sliding glass doors have security bars or pins – they're not invitation-only entry points.
Basement and attic access points are secured – not forgotten weak spots waiting to be exploited.
You have fire extinguishers staged where you'd actually need them, not collecting dust in the garage.

Perimeter: Where Trouble Should Die Before It Reaches the Porch

If your yard hides more than it reveals, you're working for the bad guys for free.

You can see the main approach to your property without leaning out a window like a cartoon.
Wattson's Fix: Reolink Argus 3 Pro Solar Camera
Eyes on your approach 24/7. Solar powered, grid-optional.
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Gates, fences, and access points can actually be locked, not just "closed and hoping."
Trees and bushes aren't giving intruders free camouflage right up to your windows.
Your driveway or main approach has natural choke points or obstacles that slow vehicles down.
Ladders, tools, and other climbing aids aren't left out like an open invitation.
Perimeter lighting exists and works – intruders prefer the dark, so ruin it for them.
Wattson's Fix: Ring Solar Floodlight Camera
Light plus eyes. Nobody sneaks through floodlit video coverage.
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You have a dog or alarm system that alerts you when something moves outside.
Wattson's Fix: SimpliSafe Home Security System
Alerts when it matters. Works with or without monitoring service.
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Signage makes it clear this property is watched, protected, and not worth the risk.

Doors, Windows and the Places Idiots Try First

Criminals are lazy. Don't let your locks be lazier.

Every exterior door has a real deadbolt and a reinforced strike plate.
Garage, barn, and sheds don't stay "kinda open" because someone forgot.
No spare keys hiding under flower pots, fake rocks, or predictable nonsense.
Door hinges face inward or are secured with non-removable pins.
Window locks are functional and actually used, not just decorative.
Garage door opener remotes aren't left in unlocked vehicles parked outside.
Door frames are reinforced so a solid kick doesn't split them like kindling.
You lock up when you leave, every time – not "just running to town for 10 minutes."

Eyes in the Dark: Cameras, Lights, and Things That Make Them Nervous

If they feel watched, they usually leave. If they don't, you at least know what you're dealing with.

You have at least one camera watching your main approach, not just your favorite view.
Wattson's Fix: Ring Solar Security Camera
Keeps watch when the grid doesn't. Solar powered, always on.
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Motion-activated floodlights cover driveways, back doors, and blind corners.
You've got some way to see into the dark – night vision, strong flashlight, or anything that beats naked eyeballs.
Wattson's Fix: Dark Force Night Vision
Own the night. See what's moving before it sees you.
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Security camera footage is stored locally or in the cloud – not just "live view only."
Cameras cover multiple angles – not just one spot a smart person would avoid.
You get real-time alerts when cameras detect motion – not discovering it three days later.
Your alarm system actually arms at night and when you're away – not just installed and ignored.
Outdoor tech (cameras, lights, sensors) is weatherproof and mounted where it can't be easily disabled.

Grid-Down Reality Check

If a blackout turns off your security, you don't have security. You have an illusion.

Critical lights and cameras stay alive when the grid taps out (battery or solar backup).
You have backup power (generator or solar power station) earmarked to keep security running, not just your Netflix.
Flashlights, headlamps, and emergency lighting are staged, charged, and ready – not dead in a drawer.
Your backup power systems are tested regularly – not just assumed to work when needed.
Solar-powered security devices are positioned where they actually get sunlight.
Critical doors and locks work mechanically – no smart locks that turn into dumb locks when the power dies.
You have backup fuel stored safely for generators – enough for more than one night.

When the Dog Barks at 2AM: What Happens Next?

Gear is useless if everyone freezes when it's showtime.

Everyone in your home knows what to do if someone's on the property at night.
You've got communication that works when the cell towers don't (radios, etc.).
You have at least one non-lethal self-defense tool staged where it matters, not buried in a drawer.
Wattson's Fix: Stingray Stun Gun – Tier 1 Home Defense
When "get out" needs backup. Non-lethal, effective, ready.
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Key family members know how to operate security systems, cameras, and alarms under pressure.
You've practiced lockdown drills – not just talked about them over coffee.
You have a plan for who contacts law enforcement, and backup contact methods if phones are dead.
Defensive tools (firearms, if applicable) are secured but accessible to trained adults.
You've coordinated with neighbors or nearby allies about mutual support during emergencies.

Your Security Assessment Results

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